Monday, December 6, 2010

Slip A Sable Under The Tree

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year. (Seriously. I was a missionary for two-thirds of it. You don't get much nicer than that.) Here are a few things to keep in mind as you prep. Also, go easy on the elves. I'm in retail right now and I feel their pain. Give the wife my regards!

Hugs and hot chocolate,
Gretchen

The Pioneer Woman Cooks, $16


Obviously. There's not really a whole lot to say here, other than I need this in my life.

Chanel Chance, $65

I've never been much of a perfume girl. When I got a whiff of Chance, I fell in love. Hard. But perfume is pricey and I'm poor. Hint, hint.

Apple Cutting Board, $19.99


I was telling BFF about this cutting board and I used the word "gorgeous" in my description. She mocked me endlessly, but I stand by my assessment. I wouldn't ever dare use it to cut anything. I'd just stare and swoon.

The Dessert Fork Incident, $20


This print encapsulates my sense of humor in a neat little 8"x10" package. (It's even signed by Marc Johns himself! I want him to design my life.)

Hyperbole Shirt, $22


I am the queen of hyperbole. No joke.

Ukulele, $20.97



Why not? It would be easy enough for me to pick up and I can add it to my list of instruments I half-heartedly know how to play.

Mr. Darcy Proposal Towel, $12


I imagine owning a dish towel like this would bring floods of cute British boys flocking to my door. A girl can dream, right?

What are you hoping Santa slips under your tree this year?

8 comments:

Q said...

Reading a blog post written by Gretchen: Priceless.

Vienna said...

Oh my gosh, I must own that dish towel.

P.S. So great to see you on Saturday, even though I looked like a homeless urchin.

Stephanie Perkins said...

YESSS!! I TOTALLY OWN A MUG *AND* A DISHTOWEL FROM THAT SAME ETSY SELLER!

My mug is the "You must allow me..." and my dishtowel is the picture of Pemberley. :D

Vanessa said...

Love, love, love.... ALL of it!!

ZH MacKenzie said...

Love it! Particularily the dishtowel and the hyperbole shirt lol!

Jamie Lovely said...

I want Pioneer Woman's cookbook too.

And I wear Chanel Chance daily. It's my favorite!

Erin said...

that marc johns shirt? perfection.

3ate4 said...

Liking that towel.