Last night my roommate Alison had a dream that two baby rattlesnakes were in our house and she was acting like a fool and screaming and saying WE NEED TO MOVE, but I was very calm and said that I would take care of it, that we couldn't just put them outside because what if they came back inside again and again, and I said what we need to do is defang them so if they come back inside, they can't hurt us, so I picked up the snakes by the neck and removed their fangs with my bare fingers.
Apparently in other people's dreams I am a huge bad ass. I'm also a snake murderer. Those things would not be able to eat without their fangs.
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Last night my roommate Alison had a dream that two baby rattlesnakes were in our house and she was acting like a fool and screaming and saying WE NEED TO MOVE, but I was very calm and said that I would take care of it, that we couldn't just put them outside because what if they came back inside again and again, and I said what we need to do is defang them so if they come back inside, they can't hurt us, so I picked up the snakes by the neck and removed their fangs with my bare fingers.
Apparently in other people's dreams I am a huge bad ass. I'm also a snake murderer. Those things would not be able to eat without their fangs.
Bleck, snakes. *shudder*
I'm loving the Harry Potter posts BTW :)
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