...Than They Probably Are In Real Life
Eggnog (It's now a goal of mine to visit here and Christmas City on the same day.)
Koosharem (Say it out loud. Do it. Isn't that great?)
Mexican Hat (Dance)
Oasis (I hear this place is going to be bigger than the Beatles!)
Shivwits (See: Koosharem)
Unicorn Towne (I may be making this one up, but the rest are totally real.)
And just to put things in perspective, here are some Utah locations that very aptly describe what they're like in real life (or so I imagine).
Old Limber Pine
Standardville? For real? Way to really promote yourselves, guys. When I name a city, it's going to be called Awesomeville.