Tomorrow is the last day to order your Bittersweets in time for V-Day! They're, uh, pretty self-explanatory and come in Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped. My personal favs are HE HAS A JOB, P.S. I LUV ME, SETTLE 4LESS, and MOMMY ISSUES.
Only $9.95! Add an additional 3 easy payments of $24.50 and Molly Shannon will deliver them personally to your door!*
*Not really. But how cool would that be?